Goal Uno: Achieve Meta Ranking Approval

If one is to run a website or even just a humble blog like the one you are currently reading I still think it is a necessity to set some goals for it.

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Whether it be a humble goal such as Fightlinker’s to make a living off of penis jokes or FiveOuncesOfPain’s goal to remove all fun and excitement out of their website there should always be some achievement driving you. Otherwise things become boring which leads to complacency which leads to a severe case of laziness which then leads to something resembling this.

So I shall unveil Goal #1 for Flash KO which is to be recognised in Bloody Elbow’s meta rankings.

I must admit to having a bit of a man-crush on the Bloody Elbow meta rankings.

For too long I have been looking through the spasticated top 10’s of many an MMA blog and seeing how almost all sites had one total brain fart in their rankings that completely  screwed with their credibility. I’m aware all rankings are opinions and they can’t be wrong exactly but sneezes rice how the fuck MMA Weekly POSSIBLY had Denis Kang in the top 10 for so long after losing dramatically to mid to top level guys in the form of Mousasi and Akiyama is beyond me. Lettuce not even mention the train wreck that is Fight Magazine’s rankings.

Then one day out of the blue, a shining beacon of hope in the form of Bloody Elbow’s meta rankings appeared. A ranking system that takes together all the retarded ranking systems out there and then averages them out so we have an accurate representation of what the MMA world as a collective believes.

This process essentially weeds out unique oddities that seem to be prevalent in all MMA rankings and gives us what rankings should be.

That being said, these rankings still don’t share my opinion which I, as a righteous MMA blogger, believe to be superior to the rest. So I shall commit the sin of any upstart MMA blog and attempt a ranking system.

For the greater good.