Things are looking bleak…

As the hours go by, I’m growing more and more doubtful that my Madness submission for Newgrounds will earn money.

Hank drinks himself into unconsciousness

It has gotten very favourable reviews and even Kudos from the creator himself but I’m still receiving no love from the front page.

I have only reached the front page once and that was for my submission, “Peacefully Pondering Pico” which was another flash for a celebratory day on Newgrounds. That time it was Pico Day. I completed my flash in 24 hours and was a spoof of the awesome TV show, Dexter where Pico assumed the role of the Dexter Morgan character in a Newgrounds based environment.

I was on the front page for all of 2 hours until I got replaced by a flash entitled, “Pico takes a shit”.

It was rather demeaning. Especially after I watched that, pun fully intended, piece of shit film. Close up shots of arseholes defecating into a toilet. Motherfucking Oscar worthy.

I remain cautiously optimistic.